From the Gospel of Matthew, Verse 18-25:
18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.
19. Joseph was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".
20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.
21. "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz. Kthxbye."
22. So all dis was all did so it'd be all liek Ceiling Cat sayed it was gonna be. His profet was all liek:
23. "Hay guise, look at dis, teh virgin iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immanuel", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"
24. Then Joseph woked up, done wat teh angel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.
25. And dey didnt has teh hankiez pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jesus. Ktnx.
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